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Quantum of Bollocks

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Lately, my mind has become occupied with Jason Bourne and James Bond. I feel that 007 is letting the side down. And by ‘The Side’, I mean Our Side – Subjects of Queen Elizabeth the Second; The Commonwealth of Nations Once Subjugated by Great Britain; The lands where Morecambe and Wise ruled supreme in the […]

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The Bourne Philosophy

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Simeon Cruikshank, a good friend of mine with a made-up name, used to drunk-dial me at 3am, has a saying which he applies to any tough situation in his life. “What Would Jason Bourne Do?” After watching the third Bourne flick (THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM) on the telly last night, I’ve decided that Bourne’s answer to […]